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samcoxstudio:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

It’d probably cost you like an arm and a leg for this deal

That is not okay.

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